that beliefs meme. sort of.

[rkt]

i still haven't done that beliefs/stance meme.
but i went to hip_republicans and am now feeling too disturbed so i decided to do a montage, with commentary, of respones from there instead.
this is how i choose to amuse myself, i suppose.
and no, these aren't all necessarily the most incendiary of responses. just sometimes.

but, honestly, i mean "The war in Iraq?: Our government is looking out for us, we should be there " is only just the beginning (or middle, if you will) and i simply must share.
so here we go...

Abortion?: not good at all, childbirth is natural..it should stay that way i really don't understand this.then again, i also don't understand unless it's incest or child rape, it is wrong, it's killing a baby. because, apparently, if it was incest or child rape, that makes it not a baby, when otherwise it would be
Death penalty?: eye for an eye...the death row wait should be days, not years this one scares the bejesus out me. HELLO?? there's a reason illinois put a moratorium on executions.
Prostitution?: Legalize and unionize. this poster was the most decent of the ones i read
Alcohol?: drinking age should have stayed 18
Marijuana?: I hate stoners
Other drugs?: there should be harsher punishments
Gay marriage?: an oxymoron if I ever heard one...should not happen yay for oxymorons!
Illegal immigrants?: unless they're legal, get the fuck out i'm not 100% sure what "legal" means here
Smokng?: I dont smoke...my parents do, they know theyre killing themselves
Drunk driving?: Current laws are probably as decent as it'll ever get.
Cloning?: Isn't that blesphamy? huh?
Racism?: this word gets tossed around way too lightly these days ahhh. now i remember why certain people annoy the shit out of me
Premarital sex?: God's designed sex for a man and his wife. w00t!1!
Religion?: Relegion is man's attempt to reach God, having a relationship with Jesus Christ is God's attempt to reach man. because it's all about the jesus
The war in Iraq?: all for it; Iraq is better off now, definitely so this one gets two answers,. yay!
Bush?: George H. W. Bush and Jeb Bush are smart cookies, depends upon what standard you are saying this W. isn't that intelligent of a guy, but he has his convictions and i admire that over someone, like liquid, shapeshifts to fit his surroundings (kerry). i mean, ze does have a point here. . .and see i'm not alll liberally biased! though i thnk he still gives W more credit than he deserves.
Downloading music?: Stealing sends me on a guilt trip; and yes, it is stealing hrmmm
The legal drinking age?: lowered...if you look at different countries who dont have a drinking age, they have less alcoholism
Porn?: it's corrupting ruining lives. now, if it's corrupting AND ruining lives or corrputing lives that are already being ruined, i do not know.
Suicide?:not an option i find the response to this one grotesquely humourous just on the sheer ignorance factor.

Comments

[hardvice.livejournal.com]

I'm going to say better.

Conservatives can be cute. For example, it frequently occurs to me that I'd kind of like to do things to Ralph Reed that would make him want to kill himself in shame.

On the other hand, hip_republicans is, to lift one of their own answers, an oxymoron. Kind of like "hip tax attorneys" or "bitchin' librarians" or "goth soccer moms". Or "honest politicians who really only have your best interests at heart".

actually, to be fair, I know a bitchin' librarian.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

good point then.

though, i think i'm going to make it my life mission to find a "goth soccer mom", just to amuse myself.