I'M AAALIIIIIIVE

[rkt]

i need to become an old woman so during snow storms, i can say "back when i was a chile..."

wait... i do that already....

this storm isn't really that bad though, honest.
the temperature could be warmer, but it could be a lot worse. and i prefer 22 (F)in january in new york to 42; because i'm crazy like that.

not that i intend to do shoveling for this storm, though.

i did trek around all day yesterday. and will briefly again today.


i have no idea how much snow i have right now. all i can find are the projected totals for new york. and the current snow fall for milwaukee. we Know it snows in milwaukee. there's that litle thing called "lake effect". tell me about ME, damnit. do you NOT know that the world revolves around me nyc?

Comments

Re: i'm at work

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Get out?! But what if one of the black people tried to rob hir or one of the gay people tried to molest hir? Online activities are much safer.

And you didn't know that the entire world exists solely to help any given student complete homework?

Re: i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

damnit, i forgot that the gays love to molester little collegians and that the blacks have nothing better to do than steal everything from everybody.

i need the new memo that states all my duties to the world.

i REALLY wish i'd known that the world existed to do my homework when i was in college. i could have gotten my incompletes done faster.

Re: i'm at work

[brienf.livejournal.com]

It's your parents' fault - apparently they taught you to wipe your own ass.

Re: i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

so should i thank my mother, or blame her, too?

Re: i'm at work

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Go for the blame. Then you could ask a community to write out your critique so you can email it to her.

Re: i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

see, this is why i keep you around.