I'M AAALIIIIIIVE

[rkt]

i need to become an old woman so during snow storms, i can say "back when i was a chile..."

wait... i do that already....

this storm isn't really that bad though, honest.
the temperature could be warmer, but it could be a lot worse. and i prefer 22 (F)in january in new york to 42; because i'm crazy like that.

not that i intend to do shoveling for this storm, though.

i did trek around all day yesterday. and will briefly again today.


i have no idea how much snow i have right now. all i can find are the projected totals for new york. and the current snow fall for milwaukee. we Know it snows in milwaukee. there's that litle thing called "lake effect". tell me about ME, damnit. do you NOT know that the world revolves around me nyc?

Comments

[jadedjade.livejournal.com]

there's nothing like a mid-west storm. and i think it's been a bit warm for a snow storm, but that's just me.

hope you have fun out in the cold.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

it definitely had been too warm for snow. which is why i've been carpe-ing all i can and scattering snow angels across brook-lyn!

it was warm earlier. warm as in i was running around with my jacket unzipped, despite my hacking cough, i was so hot.

[jadedjade.livejournal.com]

you're always hot... especially with your black boots... with those you evolve to hawt-ness.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

last week, despite the fact i was radiating heat, i was feeling tremendously cold.

[brienf.livejournal.com]

You're plenty old. I just made a snarky post to someone who was born in 1985. This seemed really young to me, but then I realized that s/he's practically 20, which definitely makes hir old enough to do hir own homework.

LINKAGES!?!?!?!?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

i hate it that today's 20 year olds were born in 1985. i have memories of 1985.

maybe i should be snark-queen instead of meanie.

Re: LINKAGES!?!?!?!?

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Hir teacher asked hir to get the viewpoints of African Americans (for AA) and homosexuals (http://www.livejournal.com/community/aclyou/1283.html), so she attempts to waste the time of an ACLU community.

i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

ze seriously needs to get out more and talk to more people.

why do so many people think that LJ exists so other people can do their homework for them?

Re: i'm at work

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Get out?! But what if one of the black people tried to rob hir or one of the gay people tried to molest hir? Online activities are much safer.

And you didn't know that the entire world exists solely to help any given student complete homework?

Re: i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

damnit, i forgot that the gays love to molester little collegians and that the blacks have nothing better to do than steal everything from everybody.

i need the new memo that states all my duties to the world.

i REALLY wish i'd known that the world existed to do my homework when i was in college. i could have gotten my incompletes done faster.

Re: i'm at work

[brienf.livejournal.com]

It's your parents' fault - apparently they taught you to wipe your own ass.

Re: i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

so should i thank my mother, or blame her, too?

Re: i'm at work

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Go for the blame. Then you could ask a community to write out your critique so you can email it to her.

Re: i'm at work

[rkt.livejournal.com]

see, this is why i keep you around.

aclyou is falling apart!

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Why, why, why?! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/aclyou/1599.html)

Re: aclyou is falling apart!

[rkt.livejournal.com]

because gawd hates you.