rkt | inquisitions of irrelevancies

apparently a certain conan obrien went and had himself a baby daughter.
or, rather, his wife did.
why they had to name her neve i am not sure.
(neve, of course, being the name of the ex of one of my former loves, mr. john cusack, who quite sucks as of late.

why do i even care?

or, better question, why did i stay in manhattan to watch the end of the damn yankees game last night? i have to stop watching if i want the team to win, i have decided. does no one understand the beauty of rooting for a real team?
probably not here.
but, since when did i care about baseball?????

as long as i'm asking the questions here, how horrible am i if i post a personals ad just to see how many/how pathetic the response pool is?

i know i'm sick. i can't help these things.