because i'm a lemming (and my job really sucks)

[rkt]

this was supposed to have been emailed from the damn job. when it rains, it pours snows. and not in a good way.

i curse those of you who have shared some of the experiences i otherwise would have listed.

(in no particular order)
i have:
edit and you probably have not
1) spent "career day" in high school at a microbrew.
2) vomited every colour of the rainbow.
3) fell into an empty lagoon.
4) fell off the great wall. (yes, that great wall.)
5) had purse stolen and returned in the same night.
6) been naked on national/network tv.
7) wandered the hbo building unescorted.
8) walked the college graduation stage twice.
9) cross-dressed (as a man) in colonial-era garb.
10) received a book of poetry from a stranger in the greyhound bus station.

this has been brought to you in spite of brienf's threats.

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

You were nekkid on TV?

you had to ask, didn't you?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

yes.

and someday i will regret sharing this information with the world. you know, like when i run for president against chelsea clinton...

this is semi-related to number 9. only in this case i'm not wearing any clothes.
back when i was a wee young lass¹, some camera crew from some pseudo-news show (entertainment tonight, or a current affair, something like that anyway) came around for some reason that involved crazy revolutionary war re-enactors². because i have quite clearly never believed in clothes and have always believed in baths, this is what the crew captured of me on tape for the wonderful world of the u.s. to see: my cute little self, bathing, outdoors. nekkid³.
it lasted all of 3 seconds⁴.

and now you know... the rest of the story.

1.ok. so it could be argued i am still wee and young. but back when i was even more wee-er and young-er.
2. think civil war reenactors. only fourscore and seven years, or so, earlier.
3. keep in mind this was the early 1980s.
4. which means i have another 12 to go.

Re: you had to ask, didn't you?

[brienf.livejournal.com]

You were a wee wee young young lass! This didn't count as a child indecency of some sort?

Re: you had to ask, didn't you?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

3. keep in mind this was the early 1980s.

this was when naked babies/children was still cute.

[jadedjade.livejournal.com]

you are so much more interesting than me :X

[rkt.livejournal.com]

nah, i'm just better at faking it. 'tis all.