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rkt this was supposed to have been emailed from the damn job. when it rains, it pours snows. and not in a good way.
i curse those of you who have shared some of the experiences i otherwise would have listed.
(in no particular order)
i have:
edit and you probably have not
1) spent "career day" in high school at a microbrew.
2) vomited every colour of the rainbow.
3) fell into an empty lagoon.
4) fell off the great wall. (yes, that great wall.)
5) had purse stolen and returned in the same night.
6) been naked on national/network tv.
7) wandered the hbo building unescorted.
8) walked the college graduation stage twice.
9) cross-dressed (as a man) in colonial-era garb.
10) received a book of poetry from a stranger in the greyhound bus station.
this has been brought to you in spite of brienf's threats.
i curse those of you who have shared some of the experiences i otherwise would have listed.
(in no particular order)
i have:
edit and you probably have not
1) spent "career day" in high school at a microbrew.
2) vomited every colour of the rainbow.
3) fell into an empty lagoon.
4) fell off the great wall. (yes, that great wall.)
5) had purse stolen and returned in the same night.
6) been naked on national/network tv.
7) wandered the hbo building unescorted.
8) walked the college graduation stage twice.
9) cross-dressed (as a man) in colonial-era garb.
10) received a book of poetry from a stranger in the greyhound bus station.
this has been brought to you in spite of brienf's threats.
