never say i didn't tell you

[rkt]

MEMO FOR ALL ^^{female-seeking} MALES:
if i am out walking, and you block my path in the sidewalk. this will not increase the likelihood of getting me attend your house/apartment party.
no, really, it won't.
telling me you're going to be waiting fo rme to come home so you can re-invite me, isn't going to give me any incentive either.

there. now don't say you didn't know better.

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[rkt.livejournal.com]

poor guys. i know.
but as suggested below, engraved invitations make a wonderful alternative.