never say i didn't tell you

[rkt]

MEMO FOR ALL ^^{female-seeking} MALES:
if i am out walking, and you block my path in the sidewalk. this will not increase the likelihood of getting me attend your house/apartment party.
no, really, it won't.
telling me you're going to be waiting fo rme to come home so you can re-invite me, isn't going to give me any incentive either.

there. now don't say you didn't know better.

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

If they can't use their physical space or threats to get you to their parties, what are they left with?

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened to engraved invitations?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

an ingraved invitation would be nice for a change.
as would a heartfelt, handwritten poem telling my how fine my ass is.
that's the problem with youth today, i suppose. no respect for decorum.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

poor guys. i know.
but as suggested below, engraved invitations make a wonderful alternative.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

it's why i exist.