never never

[rkt]

( ) i have never have been drunk
( ) i have never have smoked pot
(x) i have never been in love
( ) i have never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) i have never have kissed a member of the same sex (well, romantically, anyway)
( ) i have never had sex with someone of the same sex
( ) i have never had sex with someone of the opposite sex
( ) i have never had anal sex
( ) i have never have had sex in public
(x) i have never had sex at the office
(x) i have never slept with a coworker
(x) i have never have been dumped
(x) i have never had a threesome
(x) i have never have been tied up (sexually)
( ) i have never have been caught masturbating
( ) i have never pissed on myself
(x) i have never pissed on somebody else
( ) i have never been spanked
( ) i have never spanked somebody else
( ) i have never made out with a stranger
(x) i have never moved to another city to be with a long distance relationship
(x) i have never snuck out of my parent's house
( ) i have never crashed a friend's car
( ) i have never shoplifted
(x) i have never have been fired
(x) i have never have been in a fist fight
( ) i have never been to europe
(x) i have never have been to japan
(x) i have never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) i have never ridden in a taxi
(x) i have never havebeen arrested
(x) i have never sat in the back of a police car
( ) i have never stole something from my job
(x) i have never celebrated new years in time square
( ) i have never lied to a friend
( ) i have never had a crush on a teacher(/professor)
( ) i have never skipped school
( ) i have never cut myself on purpose
(x) i have never walked around my yard naked in broad day light
(x) i have never married
(x) i have never divorced
(x) i have never had children
( ) i have never gone to school/work without wearing any underwear
( ) i have never tried to tell someone to eat my shorts, back when it was “cool” to do so.
(x) i have never broken a bone



it was on enough friends' pages. i tried to combine them. i may have lost some questions.

Comments

haves and have-nots

[mystic-toxicity.livejournal.com]

the have never have phrasing is a little cumbersome. is it supposed to be like that?

proof positive once again that a bad ass you are. does anyone still consider you an innocent?

Re: haves and have-nots

[rkt.livejournal.com]

i know the 'i have's are cumbersome, but i wanted consistency. original versions resulted in phrases like "i never been to europe" and "i never been caught materbating". and, well, that just wasn't working for me. (this could be because my spoken english has become rather corrupted. and i don't just mean the whole (already) corrupted accent thing.)

of course. lots of people still find me innocent.
no one knows what lurks beneath. muahahahahhhahhaahha!!!

ok. i'm done now.

Re: haves and have-nots

[rkt.livejournal.com]

d'oh.
actualy, never mind. that i have never have is a mistake.
so much for auto-replace.
i'll fix it when i return to my humble abode.