My tweets

Fri, 07:44: RT @emmacandrive: This is pretty good. You can drunk dial Congress http://t.co/rQZP5WlIQ8
Fri, 07:45: RT @mrsexsmith: read this: Seven (Random) Suggestions for Dominant Types! http://t.co/bJfMMJLcPG via @Pocket
Fri, 07:47: RT @ljoywilliams: $2million isn't enough for me to leave Brooklyn and lie. I need at least $15 million
Fri, 07:50: RT @ZJemptv: Wow who is that woman on the nsfw trans queers tumblr http://t.co/T24EsspMXo
Fri, 07:56: RT @EdgeofSports: This is the sports writing equivalent of the scene in Annie Hall when Marshall McLuhan appears to smackdown someone. http…
Fri, 07:56: i need someone to make me the donuts