My tweets

• Sat, 17:25: Sometime between 12am last night and 8am this morning i lost my glasses. I was in my bed. They are not anywhere. #HowEven
• Sat, 17:26: At least i have backups.But this is the 2nd pair in 4 months that have disappeared; I feel like fievel is pranking me.
• Sun, 00:22: Glasses update; they were in the bedroom garbage can. (I'd already checked.)
• Sun, 00:25: Also, fb is legit calling the 23rd street thing The Explosion for checkins.
• Sun, 00:26: RT @cnnbrk: This is the device found at second location, near New York explosion, officials say. https://t.co/LNAJBK7PjT https://t.co/G077g…
• Sun, 00:26: RT @ConfusedImp: #PrayForDumpsterFires
• Sun, 00:26: RT @baratunde: In light of #ChelseaExplosion, sliding this breaking news consumer handbook into your timeline. #NYCExplosion https://t.co/B…
• Sun, 07:32: RT @SexHealthExpo: FREE TICKETS the Sexual Health Expo with @sexwithemily in #ny on 24-25th of September in… https://t.co/pS1sbk1wTh
• Sun, 11:26: RT @FeministaJones: I will watch any documentary about cults I can't NOT watch These days, they help me understand Twitter a lot better