My tweets

• Wed, 22:26: Hahahaahha I'm Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh! Take @NYPL's email seeking quiz & find out who you are! https://t.co/rtF50wQOBp
• Wed, 22:55: What one man found out when he requested all the info Tinder has on him: https://t.co/ndPoDx0lXx via @slate
• Wed, 23:01: Till death do us part: Man marries his phone in Vegas #thanksobama #blamethegays #ohwait https://t.co/h1mEzXf7ps
• Wed, 23:12: But it's #floridaman, so. Florida Man Sues Apple for $10 Billion, Says He Invented the iPhone https://t.co/B2iTcU1rSN