- Thu, 23:08: Loews is not (yet) a #pthc hotel. (sooooo many dudebros!)
- Thu, 23:08: What's the "feminine" equivalent of a dudrbro?
- Thu, 23:11: Last tweet should be "what is the" feminine" equivalent of a dudebro?
- Thu, 23:11: My emoji keyboard has a death wish. (the phone keyboard is still twelve.)
- Thu, 23:36: If you give me 2 two ounce jars of mustard with my fries I will eat four ounces of mustard with the fries.
- Thu, 23:37: This is regardless of if last call is at 1230am.
- Fri, 08:15: RT @Hippoinatutu: Real: Threats against people fighting for equality. Not real: Threats against your manhood by use of the word "feminist."
- Fri, 08:16: RT @Hippoinatutu: Real: Black children are being murdered by police with no substantial consequences. Not real: White Genocide.
- Fri, 08:16: RT @Hippoinatutu: Real: People of ALL genders are raped. Not Real: Women discussing rape culture don't care about male victims.
- Fri, 08:22: RT @WayneAlleyneJr: Stop letting people use you, start taken care of yourDAMNself.