My tweets

• Sun, 12:23: $10 for $20 at the tea lounge groupon http://t.co/iwG6Rn1FAx
• Sun, 22:36: My stomach hurts. It was either the cheetoes or the broccoli.
• Sun, 22:39: I also think I need a sleep coach. But I'm broke. So maybe a $400 /hr job packing kids summercamp suitcases to balance.
• Sun, 22:40: RT @sarahjeong: As I Lay Dying of Laughter At His Penis #AddMisandryToABookTitle