hey, look me over

new feature!!!

rather than do the smart thing, and actually go and relocate myself to a new full time job, i have decided to start a new sporadic feature: quotes of the truly ridiculous.
feel free to formulate your own responses.

fresh from last night.
"rebecca, what do you mean that a diet where you lose 10 pounds in 3 days and get to eat a bowl of ice cream every night is unhealthy and silly?"

how does one answer that?

edit: Note. just to not give the wrong impression, quotes are not from my clients. quotes are from esteemed coworkers.