fortune cookies?

The most wasted day is that which you have not laughed. Add a fortune to your website or blog, click here.

and

Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later. Add a fortune to your website or blog, click here.

and, maybe the best one of them all...

Take time today to thank the little people. Add a fortune to your website or blog, click here.

except, maybe, for this one,

No this isn't a golden ticket. Add a fortune to your website or blog, click here.

yes. i am a lame-o.
that is all for now.