if you were gay.... that would be o-k....

[rkt]

Guess who's a gay?

nooo. i'm not talking about lance bass! (that's soooo old news, anyway...)

it's BILL CLINTON! (thanks to hardvice for the info; my life was not complete without this knowledge.)

just ask ann coulter.


Coulter Comes Out Against Gay Clinton Marriage

You can only bash 9/11 widows for so long before your book starts slip-sliding down the charts. Solution: Call Bill Clinton gay. A source from The Big Idea With Donny Deutsch.handed us this transcript from tonight’s 10 pm ET show, during which Deutsch notes that Coulter was talking about Bill Clinton off the air and goads her into repeating what she said.

Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?
Ms. COULTER: Yeah.

The rest of this history-changing exchange is below the fold.

DEUTSCH: Before we’re off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?
Ms. ANN COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?
Ms. COULTER: No!
DEUTSCH: You don’t find him attractive?
Ms. COULTER: No. OK, fine, I’ll say it on air.
DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.
Ms. COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.
Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?
Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous — I don’t know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.

The conversation swings a bit before Deutsch moves it back to Big Gay Bill.

DEUTSCH: I’m not paying any attention. I’m still stuck on Bill Clinton. Don’t — now, isn’t that an example of mean-spirted? Isn’t that just a mean-spirited low blow? No pun intended.
Ms. COULTER: No. Which part of what I said?
DEUTSCH: I think this…
Ms. COULTER: Well, you can read high crimes and misdemeanors if he wants some low blows.
DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here’s a — here’s a president of the United States…
Ms. COULTER: There’s merely a comment.
DEUTSCH: …a former president of the United States, and just saying, `You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.’
Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?
Ms. COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.
Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
Ms. COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

Any guesses?

isn't it amazing?

Comments

[allinwonderland.livejournal.com]

Say What?

That just about sums it up. Ann Coulter is a idiotic bitch.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

at the very least, a major idiot.

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

you didn't bold my favorite part!!!!

"It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence."

[rkt.livejournal.com]

my favourite part was about the pr0n. it's so tempting to just bold every single thing coming out of her mouth.

[liveavatar.livejournal.com]

She's finally gone round the bend to genuine Colonel 'Bat' Guano territory. Purity Of Essence.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

for real.

[thinlikestick.livejournal.com]

i read this the other day and ive brought it up to everyone i can think of.

ie-

me: did you hear bill clinton's gay?
friend: really?!?!
me: yeah, it turns out he likes blowjobs.
friend: from men?
me: sorta, i dont know, i read online that for the first six blowjobs, he thought her name was Anthony.
friend: what?
me: just kidding, ann coulter thinks he's gay because he got head.
friend: why are you fucking with me?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

awesome. but it's not just cuz he got head, he LIKED IT!1! (and he's easy...)

[kaygigi.livejournal.com]

She's rehashing Freud, who said that a male preference for oral or anal sex points to unresolved Oedipus complexes and latent homosexuality as a result.
And we all know how right dead on Freud was about everything. Like because my oral stage was extended through braces, I'm queer.

I just like how I'm narcissistic because I like people who look like me. Actually, thats true. I find myself very atractive. I would date me. I would even fuck me, sober. And my level of self-loathing is perfect for my tendancy to try to fix people. Yep, indeedy. Pure narcissism.

Anyway, anonymous sex = bathouse and not straight johns. Uh huh.

::sigh:: she has a point. Men who over exert their masculinity, especially via abusing power for sex with women, often do have "latent homosexual" responces to gay male pornography. I just can't believe she called Bill gay. I mean, Hillary's a total lesbo, but fo rizzle...

[amyannosu.livejournal.com]

You gotta hand it to her for having no shame. But she really should be one to talk about narcissism.

OMG

[kornrowchic.livejournal.com]

DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?

BEST RESPONSE FROM A FRUSTRATED REPORTER TO ANN COULTER EVER!!! LMAO!