you can take the girl out of the midwest....

[rkt]

target... how do i loathe thee?

you didn't have the gift card special through the pharmacy.
you didn't have any bathtub plugs.
or hair catchers.
or electric toothbrush heads.
or proper allergy medicine.
or proper nasal saline.
or proper gladware,etc. sizes.
or butter flavoured crisco.
or small cans of tuna fish.

your flavour of mouth wash sucked.
your cereal selection sucked.
your juice stock sucked.

in short, on a monday, you barely had ANYTHING i trekked over for.


however, you *did* have johnsonville brats.

and for that, i shall have to curse you.

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Brats! Brats and broods everywhere!

[jadedjade.livejournal.com]

target is out to get you ;) i hate target... but you know this.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

i'd highly suggest making the trek to the bronx. the order and actual choice in selections may make it worth it.

i don't know why i have hope for target, really. if the bodegas would just sell hypoallergenic laundry detergent at a price that doesn't hurt, i might be a bit happier.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

....this *is* the target that's one flight down from
chuck e. cheese's....