you can take the girl out of the midwest....

[rkt]

target... how do i loathe thee?

you didn't have the gift card special through the pharmacy.
you didn't have any bathtub plugs.
or hair catchers.
or electric toothbrush heads.
or proper allergy medicine.
or proper nasal saline.
or proper gladware,etc. sizes.
or butter flavoured crisco.
or small cans of tuna fish.

your flavour of mouth wash sucked.
your cereal selection sucked.
your juice stock sucked.

in short, on a monday, you barely had ANYTHING i trekked over for.


however, you *did* have johnsonville brats.

and for that, i shall have to curse you.