- Wed, 00:14: if you know what's good for you, you'll stay home all day and night studying the #safetytipsforladies
- Wed, 00:27: what planet is #scalia on claiming "considerable disagreement among sociologist" about effects of homos rearing kids? SCIENCE SAYS ITS GOOD
- Wed, 00:36: whatever you do, don't feed strange men after midnight. and remember, all men are strange. #safetytipsforladies
- Wed, 00:40: store tofu in your vagina. no penis can come in contact with the substance and survive. #safetytipsforladies