ROOMMATE!

[rkt]

i have found my potential roommates to take over in june.
it's perfect.


$1000 underwear duo seek summer sublet
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Reply to: hous-669301253@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-05, 8:19PM EDT


we are two columbia university students, both female, 20 and 21.

if you are interested in two cute girls walking around your apartment in wifebeaters and boy shorts, or the underwear of your choice, we are available for the entire summer. we can only afford between $400 and $500 a month each. alternatively, if you only have a studio and are willing to give it up, we're willing to send pictures.

girl 1: natural curly blonde, 5'1", shapely, 36d
girl 2: brunette, 5'4", slim, small chested, but incredible ass

we're responsible, accommodating, discreet, non smokers and come as a package deal. we're also good cooks.

you should be: not creepy.

*full nudity not an option. (maybe... if you have adequate chest hair, m.p.b, tattoos, or are between the ages of 24-32)

Comments

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm? I couldn't tell.

Hmm, I need a housemate. Craig's list?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

sarcasm on whose part?

actually, i don't know myself.

cl is quite popular for housemate hunting in nyc. there are a lot of people who respond without looking at the ad. but that's true for anything that gets posted throughout - jobs, personals, for sale, etc. (in nyc, anyway.)
it's free and worth giving a shot, anyway.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

I was assuming on everyone's part. And I was wondering whether the local craigslist has equally interesting postings. Apparently not.