interesting....

my vet-assistant roommate just clued me in an invention i don't know how i ever lived without having prior knowledge...
NEUTICLES
it's so very much made of awesome that i'm sharing the love far and wide-

want your pet neutered but don't want him to lose his 'manhood' completely? welcome to the wonderful world of testicular implants.

select FAQ- queries

My vet said Neuticles are not ethical. Is that true?

We feel the removal of a God given body part - leaving a male pet looking unwhole after the traditional form of neutering is not only unethical but unnatural. With Neuticles it's like nothing ever changed.

Do Neuticles come in different models?

Neuticles are available in three models: NeuticleOriginals (rigid firmness) NeuticleNatural (natural firmness) and Neuticles UltraPLUS. Each are crafted from FDA medically-approved (for human use) materials- replicating the animals testicle in size, shape, weight and feel.

Will my pet retain those 'nasty' male habits?

About 30 days after neutering the testostrone in the pets system is gone. The pet normally becomes calmer. less aggressive quits
'roaming', 'marking territory' and etc.

My vet said my dog wont know that he's missing anything. Is that true?

People know their beloved pet. Their pet can tell them when they are hungry, want to play, don't feel well, hide when approaching the vet's office or will get excited when driving by or going to the park- why wouldn't the pet know a familiar body part is missing? Would he know if his foot was cut off? Of course he would- its only common sense.

Can Neuticles be implanted in people?

Absolutely not. While the material used for Neuticles is FDA approved, a second FDA approval is required by law for each area of the human body an implant is placed. No company, including Neuticles, has FDA approval for solid silicone or polypropylene testicular implants. Neuticles are perfectly safe for pets but cannot be used on people.

and, for the low cost of $39.00, you can even get your very own neuticles key chain!