dear you

dear wisconsin

i know i've asked for several separations. however, because you're thumbing your nose at bushie's "just say no to sex" campaign, i'm willing to start speaking to you again. just don't go and fuck it up again.

some love
r


dear random jewish parents in my neighborhood-

look, dressing your kids up as a cowboy and an "indian" and sending them out together is bad enough. but when you go and throw brown face into the mix? just don't let me find out whom you are and don't cross my path any time soon. purim might be an excuse to get plastered, but it's no reason to be an ignorant ass.

no love
me