more real life updating

so i lied. i'm not getting the hpv vaccine, yet.
it would appear as though at the age of 28, i am 13 months too old. (it's an fda thing.)
some other company is working on one that may or may not be applicable to ancient folks such as myself.

fuckers.

this means all you younguns absolutely must go in my stead.

i signed the papers for the tubal. i'm supposed to go and mull about it for a month before the state will allow her to operate.
i sooooooooo don't want life forms/babies growing and coming out of me. ever. i blame the feminism. entirely. clearly, it's what killed all matronlyness in me. my gyn apparently will, afterall, perform the surgery. however, it's still surgery. and it's still risky-ass anesthesia. and i'll still bleed like a sieve when/if i go off the ring.

ohhhhhhh. so i'm less than 100% decided about being cut up than before. i'm still anti-womb-invasion. but do i really want anesthesia and surgery and recovery and whatever if i'm going to still have periods that make me bleed through a "heavy" pad in less than 3 hours?

i wish i hadn't received such horrible brainwashing techniques about the abortion thing.

my doctor kinda' cracks me up.
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oh, the root canal was last week. i came back and ate backed chicken. i skipped on the bbq wings at the pub in the evening though.
i was also called "mean" at said pub. because i was mocking some fool. poor mens. don't pester me next time.