why i am on the american family association mailing list reason # 32.3 (or, you heard it here first)

seriously, they are often my front-line news source of updates on the homo agenda and other fun past times of mine.

most recently, they have informed me that target a) does not allow salvation army to solicit your pennies. and, more importantly really,b) they intend to sell VIBRATORS.

yes, ladies and gentlemen, by giving target your hard-earned money, you are supporting SIN.
as requested, i am forwarding the email to my friends and family in order to share this devastating news.


( OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL. STOP THE SALE OF SEX TOYS TODAY! )

because sex with an inanimate object is adultery, apparently?
and walmart is the saviour of this nation.
and de-prioritizing religion is all a bad thing.

and because i'm a whiner:

so "discrete" and in the "feminine care aisle"?

and goddamnit. this does not help the to shop at target/to not shop at target dilemma. but, because i am a child who still likes to thumb her nose at asshattery... i think signes are looking like there is a trip to my (not-so) friendly neighborhood target store.

ETA:go ahead, tell target how you *really* feel. and don't forgt to check the *** link above. it's not perfect. so you may want to google away.