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[rkt]

Need some help Donor

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Reply to: pers-441889317@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-06, 4:00PM EDT


For single woman, and lesbian couples, with the desire to have a baby this mature attractive healthy and d/d/free male white 5'10 with dark hair and eyes will donate his fresh potent sperm to help with your objective.

The will be with no strings attached totally anonymous and no questions asked.
The procedure will done via natural intercourse with minor foreplay to stimulate natural hormone response to achieve a positive result and take less than one hour.

You must be fertile and ovulating at the time of the natural deposit. I have 98% impregnation success rate and this is guaranteed if you do not become pregnant on the first try.

You are going to like the way you look in nine months.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/w4w/441889317.html

Comments

[kaygigi.livejournal.com]

I've seen this around on w4w recently. If not this specific ad, similar ads. Perhaps it works in getting him laid?

But really now, do I want to tell my child I met his/her father on Craigslist? Anonymous sperm donor sounds a lot more attractive...

::sigh:: he shouldn't be allowed offspring. Unfortuantely he claims to already have some...

[rkt.livejournal.com]

he's also claiming a 98% success rate....that's a mighty odd number.

[liveavatar.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to get over the idea of anonymous "natural intercourse." Does that mean he wears a bag over his head?

[rkt.livejournal.com]

....maybe? i like the term "natural deposit", personally.

[liveavatar.livejournal.com]

(starting to feel unclean despite my best efforts)

Yeeah, agreed, for definitions of "like" that involve a frisson of squickitude.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

agreed on all accounts