Date: 2005-10-04 05:52 am (UTC)
It's actually season 9. Good episode. I'm going to spoil it for you since I know you likely won't see it for at least 3 or 4 years.

SPOILER ALERT**************************
HBC Newscaster: ... biggest battle of all time is about to begin: the battle of the feeding tube, as people on both sides of the argument vie for media attention.

[HBC broadcasts live from Kenny's hospital room.]

Kyle: We want all the country to see that Kenny is alive and in pain!

Cartman: I believe the people at home can see he's not in pain because he's a tomato.

Kyle: You say tomato, but I say Kenny!

Cartman: You say Kenny, but I say tomato!

[The assembled crowds shout, "Tomato!" "Kenny!" etc.]

Lawyer: Excuse me! I just found the last page of Kenny's will.

Cartman: What?

Lawyer: I found the page where Kenny specified his wishes about being on life support.

Stan: Well, what does it say?

Lawyer: 'If I should ever be in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, please ... [turns page] for the love of god, don't ever show me in that condition on national television.'

Stan: Ooh.
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