must. stop. reading. free. papers.

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1112798.htm

US Govt to ban anonymous gay sperm doners
The US Government says it plans to ban homosexuals from making anonymous donations to sperm banks, in the name of preventing transmittable diseases.

Under the New Food and Drug Administration rules that take effect next week, agencies that collect tissues or cells, including sperm, will be required to ask the donor about his sexual and drug history.

The Federal Drug Administration has defended the decision, saying the rules are just an extension of procedures already in effect for donating blood or organs.

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damn me for being so slow.

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

My theory about this is that some FDA administrators are afraid that homosexuality is genetic. By keeping gay sperm from fertilizing anything, we can get rid of the homos!

And of course they believe that all gay people have AIDS and are nymphomaniacs, etc.

[rkt.livejournal.com]

but i think i AM a nympho.


maybe, though. but i think the fda administrators have been smoking far too much crack as of late.