My tweets

• Wed, 20:04: dear @usps thank you for not sucking even a fraction as much as @ups you may not be perfect but they make me want to weep and gnash my teeth
• Wed, 20:06: also i think i prefer the occasional rudeness of @usps customer service over the constant/predictable indifference idgaf of @ups #justsaying
• Wed, 20:09: in short @ChuckSchumer & @SenGillibrand SAVE @USPS PLEASE AND THANK YOU i simply cannot handle privatization of my mail
• Wed, 20:26: @jaded the post office does love me; ups clearly does not or they would not keep trying to come between me and my mail <3 u 2
• Wed, 20:28: @lulasweet thank you providing self medication in the form of take home pints (of ice cream)
• Wed, 23:04: Georgia man shoots and kills young Latino who accidentally pulled into his driveway, police say http://t.co/Vgk2QmWr