obligatory summer whine post
Aug. 7th, 2007 11:16 pmhave i ever mentioned that summer seriously needs to die?
it's not just that i'm miserable, it's also that my internal organs melt into goo*, rendering them woefully inefficient. the lungs cut down in functioning, occasionally taking the night off. my digestive system just goes into absolute slacker mode, sometimes not even showing up at all.
you'd think by now they'd learn that nobody wins when they do this. but then you'd be wrong.
(also, not using the oven would probably be a good idea. if you'd think i'd utilize more self-restraint, you'd again be wrong.)
moving to alaska for the summer won't help because i am not a fan of the sun.
*i tried explaining this phenomenon to the therapist with limited results.
it's not just that i'm miserable, it's also that my internal organs melt into goo*, rendering them woefully inefficient. the lungs cut down in functioning, occasionally taking the night off. my digestive system just goes into absolute slacker mode, sometimes not even showing up at all.
you'd think by now they'd learn that nobody wins when they do this. but then you'd be wrong.
(also, not using the oven would probably be a good idea. if you'd think i'd utilize more self-restraint, you'd again be wrong.)
moving to alaska for the summer won't help because i am not a fan of the sun.
*i tried explaining this phenomenon to the therapist with limited results.