My tweets

• Tue, 21:14: I put eggs on the stove to boil. And forgot to turn on the gas. #skillz
• Tue, 21:47: Guess who sliced open their thumb on an egg shell? Did I mention #skillz #thinskin
• Wed, 07:34: Precisely. https://t.co/hHHehJzXkR
• Wed, 07:38: This is why we can't have nice things.
• Wed, 07:40: RT @ZandarVTS: We have gone from "Taxes are the cost of civilization" to "Justify your existence".
• Wed, 08:13: Researchers threatened to hurt Robot to see If Humans cared #cylons https://t.co/vu3EUnTHLA via @motherboard