My tweets

• Tue, 12:12: RT @harikondabolu: This photo of a "unisex bathroom" sign in India, taken by @aparnawilder, is upsetting. http://t.co/lzNCUFMKUg
• Tue, 12:15: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting." "But I'm using my whole ass." htt…
• Tue, 18:56: RT @jadedid: Tristan just asked what the word "funky" means. I told him. Him: Someone had a funky fart on the bus today. #mastery
• Tue, 21:33: retired corrections officer chases down and KILLS someone he had subway beef with and doesn't get arrested. http://t.co/UENX00TmSv
• Tue, 21:35: ....but the dead guy's friend gets arrested related to aforementioned argument...