on annoying pests that just need to go

[rkt]

dear rodent-scum:

if you fuck with me, you will not live to regret it.

thank you and have a nice day.

sincerely,

me

edit: p.s. THIS MEANS WAR.

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could get some bugspray or some of that bullshit-repellent that my grandfather wrote about in his self-published "book."

[rkt.livejournal.com]

i bet you havent even done your grandaughterly duties and gotten it yet!

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's something that won't be happening.