my proposal to get out of debt

_____________- will you marry me?
someone, anyone of you, quick. if you're female, we can go to massachusetts. or canada.

see, like many post-college students, i am a tad bit in debt.
my solution to rectify this?

( run away and get a tv-movie deal. )

p.s. 1 just don't let katie holmes be 'me'.
p.s. 2 i promise not to be racist about it.
p.s. 3 i promise to split the funds.